A little laugh to start off your weekend.
Cucumber and Carrot were walking down the street on a nice sunny afternoon, when a car careened off the road and hit Carrot. Cucumber called 911 and Carrot was rushed off to the hospital. Cucumber waited for hours at the hospital, and finally the doctor emerged from the operating room.
“Well. I have good news and bad news,” the doctor said. “First of all, Carrot is going to make it. That’s the good news.”
“And the bad news?” asked a worried Cucumber
“The bad news is he is going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.” 🙂